SO pretty much im gonna show you what its like to be a brown man. Buildin bombs and all. So try not to think "Wow, Chindaddy is really lame, almost as lame as log daddy." LOL like I will ever be as lame as her.
SPREAD THE DAMN WORD
THAT WAS COOL
My hands are too small to do this effectively.
I wish I wasn’t iPod
I still don’t get it… WHY DO THESE THINGS NEVER WORK FOR ME?
That gif pretty much sums it up. :T
STUPID MOBILE VERSION DOESN’T HAVE ANY ALT BUTTONS
I WILL TRY IT LATER
My hand was barely big enough to do it but HOLY CRAP
here, have some childhood nostalgia
whAT THE FUCK
YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT
LITERALLY SCREAMING. I SPAT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY SCREEN. this is so wonderful. ohmyjesus.
two grown up girls crying here as they recognized eVERY FUCKING SINGLE SONG OMGS
Well guys it’s been a while. Did you miss me? Wait. Why am I asking these silly questions. Of course you did. Everyone misses me when I’m not around. Anyways. I was going to post earlier, you know when university started but I was too busy wheel in and dealin (Minus the dealin cuz I’m a good kid). The post was going to be all inspirational with like quotes from like Sir Winston Churchill and Hitler and all those cray cray people. But then I was pretty much like fuck it. The jist of it was pretty much: We’ve gone through 12 years of bullshit it’s too late to fuck up now. So don’t. (Inspirational right?). But ya guys. 12 years of not knowing what we wanted to do in our lives and now look at us. In university wheelin chicks and dealin out hundies on tests. Pretty soon we’ll be cashin cheques and breakin necks.
Not a lot has happened in university. I made some friends. Introduced myself as Chindaddy and it stuck. No big. Gettin the poon….jabi (if you know what I mean). (It means I’ve made brown friends. Mind out of the gutter guys.) But ya, engg is pretty chill so far. Tests and all. Profs are cool. Nothing too interesting.
As you all may know. Today was my birthday. That’s right Chindaddy aint a Chinbaby nomore. However, Chindaddy is still a Chinbabe ;). Don’t get the 2 confused. Ya went to a nice dindin with my parents tonight. Lot’s of meat. For all the calg people I went to Bolero (WTF that’s an actual word?). It’s a brazilian place by open sesame. Pretty much you sit at a table and they bring around skewers of like steak and lamb and chicken and ribs and its all so good. There’s so much meat there that Natalie wouldn’t even know what to do with it. ;) (Yes that was a Natalie is a slut joke.). I’ve never been so satisfied in my life. Haven’t gotten a present from my parents yet. Didn’t tell them what I wanted. But that’s ok. I’ll think of something. But ya. I’m the big 1 8 now. Can’t kill a man and get away with it. There go my days of being a serial killer QQ.
In closing I would like to leave you with some memorable birthday wishes that made me laugh.
“It seems it’s your birthday. In that case. Go fuck yourself…. And happy birthday.” - Milos Kazic (I don;t even know why I found that funny)
-Alina IsaQTpie (Just a casual conversation starter. Like I don’t even give a fuck it’s your birthday. I ain’t wishin no nigga a happy birthday.)
“Happy Birthday!!! Hope its more awesome than you XP”
-Katie Winston (Bitch that’s not possible is the only thing I have to say to that.)
“Happy birthday maydaddy! First think you better say when entering the bar tonight is “Punjabi!”“
-Josh “The Nigdaddy” Koenig (This one is just funny because of the memories it brings back #campingtrip2013)
“Have a fantastic birthday, Chinmay! ^0^ I hope you’re having fun in engineering, designing stuff, working towards your future, notgettingthrowntotheground (I’m so sorry I’m so sorry). Make sure that today you have lots of fun and memories and green! CX”
-Aloura (damn kid won’t let me forget that physics class will she?)
-Stacy Morris (This is just funny because the dumb girl thought it was on the 5th and that got my bestie sid all workked up)
Can’t forget Meals now can we?
“Chinmay is growing up aww.”
(I hear Meals has got some good wheels going on. I need to see this kid in action.)
That’s about all of them. If you don’t see yours I probably haven’t read it yet or most likely it didn’t make the cut. Step it up next time guys.
Well that’s about it. Hope this post made you laugh or at least brought a smile to your face. If not I hope it reminded you to not fuck up unoiversity. Cuz that shit costs actual money.
P.S. I miss you guys. All of you who moved away. Come back soon. Oh also Obama is prezi again. My boi really stepped up this election. And Mitt. Fuck you. You a dumb bitch. How da fuck are you so rich? Like your IQ is like maybe half of mine. What am I doing wrong?
Hidden Jokes | Foreshadowing of Buster losing his hand
- S1E18 - Michael appeared in the school play The Trial of Captain Hook. Later in the episode Fakin’ It from season 3, Lucille refers to Buster as “Captain Hook.”
- S1E20 - “This party is going to be off the hook.”
- S2E1 - When Lucille is watching the news, you can hear John Beard mentioning a surprise seal attack and then saying “meet one surprised bather, coming up.” The camera immediately moves to show Buster.
- S2E3 - Buster arrives to Lupe’s house, sees the hand chair, and says “wow, i never thought I’d miss a hand so much.”
- S2E6 - Buster is playing the claw machine and gets a toy seal. Later when he’s returning home, the narrator mentions that “Buster had gotten hooked playing” that game.
- S2E11- Lucille, Oscar and Buster and in the beach, and when they’re talking, the seal is seen in the background. Later, George Sr. says about Buster “what if i never get a chance to reach out and touch that hand of his again?” And of course, the bench that shows “arm off.”
- S2E12- When George Sr is at the car dealership, if you take a look at the inflatable doll/man in the back, you can see that it’s missing an arm. Also, when Gob is releasing the seal back into the wild, he says “you’re not going to be hand-fed anymore.”